* I will cook and bake for you until I need my hips replaced.
* I will never understand why you loved computer games. I’m so happy you don’t play them anymore.
* One day we will have a house with a garden and lots of dogs.
* I’m sorry darling but the dogs will be allowed in the house (although not on the bed).
* I only want children if they’re your children. Otherwise I’m not particularly interested.