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Politics for Dummies
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbour has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
“Welcome to The Roundhouse, Madam”
You know that scene in Breakfast at Tiffany’s when Holly Golightly explains how nothing bad could ever happen to you in a place like Tiffany’s? The Roundhouse is my Tiffany’s.
… And 28 Things I Haven’t Learnt
26. Not to argue with my father (or as he calls it, “have a debate”).
27. What I was in a past life. Really hope it was a pterodactyl.