Angry Birds Africa

Much to my surprise (I hate computer games), I’ve become an Angry Birds fan. I don’t know what it is, but shooting little birds at little piggies reduces my stress levels considerably. I’ve nearly clocked the Rio version now and am rather worried about what I’ll do next.

So I’d like to suggest to Rovio that they create an “Angry Birds Africa” with a few modifications and additions:

Instead of pigs there will be warthogs.


Ostrich Obliterator – This angry bird will run very fast, then leap and crash down when you touch it.

Hadeda Heckler – The legendary Ibis will emit a sonic boom when touched, stunning all warthogs within range.